happy birthday weed
Be mine, pull me in two. I will mold myself just for you.
- hello there brain, can we please have a good day today?
- hey listen buddy go fuck yourself
im glad dogs cant read the “no dogs allowed” signs so they dont feel sad & left out
Fun fact: I also exist when ur not bored, lonely, or horny
today i feel very…… mmmm whats the word… bad
sneeze on your knuckles before a fight in order to inflict poison damage
do you ever feel embarrassed to be in your own skin like please just dont look at me i wish i didnt exist sometimes like i want to disappear because i cannot handle being me
I’m a Bernie supporter but u all need to chill on calling him grandpa and a cinnamon roll and all that shit he’s still a politician you still need to be critical of him don’t fan girl over him that’s weird and I’m waiting for the “ur fave is problematic” post about him the way y'all glamorize him like he’s in a boy band or young adult novel turned film trilogy okay don’t put your full trust and adoration into him he has power he could be the president of the United States and not being critical of him is very not good okay always always always be critical of people in power no matter how much they align with your views you can’t trust politicians I’m sorry
